FAQ and Conditions of Use

We, by nature, absolutely loathe the very idea of sharing. We selfishly guard and protect your contact information in our records for the sole purpose of order confirmation. We do not rent, sell or distribute our customers information or email addresses to anybody.

Why can't I seem to find my credit card information that I used earlier when I log back in?
We only store the information needed to process and ship your order, we do not store your credit card number. It is transmitted through Authorize.net, and we never even see it. We don't like thieves. As incredibly in-tune that some of us are with our own feminine sides...we don't even trust ourselves.

Is your site secure?
You bet your sweet-shopping-ass it is! We use a 256bit SSL from Equifax Secure INC. All credit card transactions are fully secure, nobody within the Loiter Apparel and Accessories administration ever even sees your payment information.

What is the key to eternal bliss?
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Do you share my information with anyone else?
No. Hell no. Why you disrespect me?

How long does it take to get my order?
Through one of the most sophisticated supply chain and fulfillment structures, we are able to offer all of our products on an on-demand basis. Every aspect of our manufacturing and printing takes place under one roof in the Colorado Territory just west of the Mississip. Normally, we reserve a 7 day window from the time you order your shirt, but we usually get them out the door by the following day. Again...this all depends on what kind of party we had the night before. I can't feel my left arm.

Do you use iron-on patches?
If you ever say anything to me like that again I'll fight you.

Why are you shaking?
Pretty girls make me really nervous.

Can I get a discount on a bulk order?
Sure you can! Contact support for some prices. We actually have wholesale catalogs and line sheets on hand that we will gladly distribute upon request.

When I tried to checkout, your stupid site asked me for my state. I don't have a state! I live in Mongolia. What do I do?
Enter your country twice. It'll work. Yes it will. No- really- it will work. Or leave Mongolia.