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The Runwild store was born of a collaboration between the esteemed managers of Wild Inc. and the drunken brawlers of Loiter Apparel and Accessories. The idea to make for sale official Runwild merchandise came about after one of the killer Runwild promotional parties which included not only hot chicks, dried banana peels, Nascar footage, a stuffed buffalo, a 50lb. tank of No2 and illegal migrant workers, but also copious amounts of highly addictive and dangerous narcotics and three-too-many four footers. Yea...and that Russian stripper definitely put something funny in that pipe too. Whoa.

I believe the statement heard 'round the room was "...Dude...we should sell this shit...[followed immediately thereafter by a trip to the hospital after trying to swallow a midget]". While those of us in charge have always a natural-born predilection for poetry as well as prose, we have an even sharper edge for, as it was so eloquently stated "...selling shit." And so...we bring you official Runwild gear.

Now...as stated previously, while the boys and girls at Wild Inc. do indeed conduct business with astute professionalism and from the get-go undertook this project with unhindered vigor, things did get off to somewhat of a slow start mostly because everyone at Loiter Apparel and Accessories was in prison upstate for a trumped-up weapons smuggling charge. Alas, about 20k in legal fees and one Jewish attorney later, the project is underway and the good people of earth (except for Ireland of course...and no Dutch either, please) are free to flaunt their stuff with their official Runwild gear crumpled up on the bedroom floor of some person they met only minutes ago that kind of had "that look in their eye."

I can't feel my left arm.